So you want to give a skeleton a name. We won’t inquire as to why you want to endow a collection of bones with human traits. Your business is that.
Sometimes all you need is a basic skeleton for Halloween, possibly for your kids. Perhaps you purchased one at a yard sale because you found it to be entertaining. It may be your only buddy. (Sorry, I kid!)
Whatever the motivation, it may be entertaining to think of a unique name for a creepy skeleton, especially for youngsters around Halloween. Moreover, skeletons may be more entertaining than a standard pumpkin or Jack-o-lantern.
But if, like many of us, you struggle to come up with smart and humorous terms, you definitely need some assistance coming up with the ideal name for your bag of bones.
Thus, try one of these hilarious skeleton names if you’re having trouble coming up with a name for your skeleton or are having trouble coming up with a decent skeleton pun. Hopefully, you’ll consider them humerus (get it?!) enough to be your new title for your bony friends.
Popular names
Some well-known singers, historical figures, and actors have names that make for amusing puns. Thus, give these a try if you want to give your skeleton a renowned name.
- Nicholas Ribcage
- Pelvis Costello
- Napoleon Boneypart
- Bone Cold Steve Austin
- Captain Jack Marrow
- Mandible Lecter
- Macaulay Skullkin
- Howard Sternum
- Skinny Pete
- Skullary Clinton
- Albert Spinestein
- Skelly Clarkson
- Jon Bone Jovi
- Boney-Wan Kenobi
- Gwen Stiffani
- Jerry Spinefeld
- Christopher Walken Dead
- Indiana Bones
- Mariah Scary
- Meryl Shriek
- Scary Potter
- Helen Skeller
- Bona Lisa
- Teddy Bones-evelt
- Scary Poppins
- Bury White
- Blake Skeleton
- Humphrey Bone-gart
- Thomas Deadison
- Johnny Rotten
- Eddie Deader
- Val Killmore
- Dana Skully
- The Big Le-bone-ski
- Bone-o
Names of Female Skeletons
These female skeleton names ought to be ideal for your skeleton if she turns out to be a she.
- Cat A. Comb
- Dee Ceased
- Abby Cadaver
- Grace Skelly
- Cass Kitt
- Amelia Scarehart
- Scarah Shiverman
- Scarilyn Monroe
- Harm-ony
Names of Male Skeletons
These names should work perfectly if you’ve chosen that your skeleton is a guy since he needs a male’s name.
- Jim Reaper
- Rick R. Mortus
- Doug Upp
- Marty McFright
- Ben Rattling
- Jack Skellington
- Damien Dark
- Starvin’ Marvin’
- King Arthuritis
Additional Names
These are just a couple more that we believe are still very great and enjoyable but don’t exactly fit into the other categories.
- Bonelord
- Bonejangles
- Bonehead
- Bone Dogg
- Ghost Rider
- The Bone Thug
- The Cryptkeeper
- Bones McCoy
- McRibs
- Rattles
- Mr. Bones
- Skeletor
- Helter Skeletor
