Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. You good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles on their faces right in the morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not weekend yet. Good morning!
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing its not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!
Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!
Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
Funny Good Morning Messages for Him
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages for Her
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!
I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!
Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.
Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!
Funny Good Morning Quotes
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” – Ray Bradbury
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valente
Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that you care about the most, it’s your responsibility to make sure they get their daily dose of happiness and fun right when they start the day. Funny good morning messages and greetings from you can bring delight to their soul and cheers in their minds. The hilariously funny and witty good morning messages we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make every morning enjoyable and worthwhile for your loved ones by sending them funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings.